They say laughter is the best medicine. (And possibly our only one until we get a reliable vaccine.) Luckily, this pandemic has some upsides. Let’s call them “coronadvantages”:
- Crime deterrent: Only a fool would break into a house without knowing if its inhabitants were infected. Plus, they’re probably home
- Ivanka’s shoes (made in China) might finally go out of business
- You now have the perfect excuse to avoid just about anything
- West Coasters have something to take our minds off worrying about The Big One
- There’s no shame in being a hypochodriac
- Terrorists may think twice: No large gatherings = no large targets
- Your neighbors will stop hosting loud parties
- Working in pajamas
- Alcohol kills germs; ergo, vodka surely has medicinal properties
- A new appreciation for canned goods
- It’s far less likely your significant other will cheat on you
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Brilliant!
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Thanks Sheree… what the hell else can we do except laugh? 🙂
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#11 LOL! I actually just joked about this yesterday, esp. places with quarantines and curfews in effect.
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Sneaking around just got a whole lot harder!
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Love it! Thanks for the levity.
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We need all the levity we can get. Stay safe, Jen!!
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