They say laughter is the best medicine. (And possibly our only one until we get a reliable vaccine.) Luckily, this pandemic has some upsides. Let’s call them “coronadvantages”:

1. Crime deterrent:  Only a fool would break into a house without knowing if its inhabitants were infected. Plus, they’re probably home
2. Ivanka’s shoes (made in China) might finally go out of business
3. You now have the perfect excuse to avoid just about anything
4. West Coasters have something to take our minds off worrying about The Big One
5. There’s no shame in being a hypochodriac
6. Terrorists may think twice:  No large gatherings = no large targets
7. Your neighbors will stop hosting loud parties
8. Working in pajamas
9. Alcohol kills germs; ergo, vodka surely has medicinal properties
10. A new appreciation for canned goods
11. It’s far less likely your significant other will cheat on you