OCD: Washing your hands more often than every 5 minutes. Every 6 minutes is normal.
Paranoia: Believing that COVID-19 was caused by aliens, when everyone knows it’s Obama’s fault.
Restaurant: A place to get take-out.
Intimacy: When people are within 4-6 feet of each other.
Books: The new version of movies.
Toilet paper: The protective layer between you and the known universe.
Kindergarten: When two or more politicians get together.
Vacation: Your alone time in the bathroom.
Fast Food: Getting in and out of the supermarket as quickly as possible.