I thought you’d enjoy these lists of creative insults.

Use freely the next time someone ticks you off (I’m looking at YOU, “premium” mail delivery forwarding, which has apparently lost an entire week’s worth of mail — currently sitting in godknowswhereTexas instead of winging its way to Oregon. GACK!)

LIST #1  https://www.romper.com/p/21-hilarious-old-fashioned-insults-to-bring-back-because-vintage-jokes-are-so-hot-rn-49809

LIST #2  http://www.smosh.com/articles/old-timey-insults-we-should-bring-back

LIST #3  https://www.inc.com/melanie-curtin/13-ancient-insults-that-should-be-brought-back-immediately.html

Apparently, I’m onto something; look up “old fashioned insults” and you could spend the entire day doing research!

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