Planet Non Sequitur

I recently purchased a necklace online that I didn’t like and immediately returned.

Here was their emailed reply:

Your recent return gave us some ideas

Sorry this wasn't the one!

Returned: Link Chain Collar Necklace

Our picks for the perfect jewelry 

MAISON FRANC Baccarat Rouge 540 Eau de Parfum $325

KIEHL’S INC. Creamy Eye Treatment with Avocado $60

CONVERSE Chuck Taylor® All Star® Lift High $75

LANCÔME Définicils Defining & Lengthening $34

WTF? If I’d purchased a necklace, wouldn’t even the most rudimentary autogenerated response recommend a different necklace? WHY would I be looking for perfume or mascara?!

The mind boggles (again).

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4 thoughts on “Planet Non Sequitur

  1. msw blog's avatarmsw blog

    Lol I bet I know where you got that necklace. 😂I recently purchased a beautiful silk skirt. Then I got an email that said, you may enjoy these items. The list included a pair of Nikes, a cotton bathrobe, leggings, Dior nail polish and a pair of sandals. The latter made me laugh because who is wearing Birkenstocks in January?

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