There are personal shoppers and people who can do your taxes, clean your house, even stand on line for you. Which made me wonder…
Wouldn’t it be great if someone else could:
• Pee for you when you’re in the middle of something or it’s the middle of the night?
• Catch the flu for you?
• Remove your makeup when you’re about to collapse from exhaustion?
• Sit in bumper-to-bumper traffic for you?
• Take your mammogram/pap smear/proctology exam instead?
• Do your colonoscopy prep and then have tubes shoved up THEIR rectums?