Perhaps the only upside to what I call the “pandammit” is that I’m not shopping like a drunken socialite, to quote my friend S. Which doesn’t mean I’ve stopped shopping altogether; it’s more that I’m buying different things.
Big-ticket items flew out the window as life got simpler and our activities remain close to home. Meanwhile, entire categories (hello, hand sanitizer) became essentials. What a topsy-turvy world! (Google reports that the expression “may be an adaptation of the medieval verb ‘tirve’, meaning ‘to turn or to topple over’. It has also been suggested that ‘turvy’ is an allusion to ‘turf’ and that ‘topsy-turvy’ means ‘with one’s head on the turf’.”)
- Amazon – miscellaneous household items, esp. hard to get stuff
- Whole Foods delivery in the early months
- Fresh fruits and veggies from farmers’ market and small specialty grocers
- Cooking gadgets
- Wine and booze – do you even have to ask why?
- TV streaming services
- Zoom membership
- Vitamins, supplements, acetaminophen PM
- Face masks — whoever predicted one would need a wardrobe of these?!
- Cute socks
- Cleaning supplies
- Fresh flowers to maintain sanity and illusion of elegant normalcy
- Makeup, especially lipstick – kind of pointless when wearing a mask, no?
- Hair salon – spreading out appointments and doing trimming/touch-ups myself until desperate
- Pedicures – My toes are not worth dying for
- New clothes – to go where, exactly?
- Cultural events/theatre/opera tix
- Massages and facials (see pedicure)
Yep, things are definitely tirving these days.